What NOT to get Mom on Mother’s Day…

…just say “no” to meat bags. Same advice applies to cheese bags. And any other bag constructed of food products.

Flowers = Good
Fine chocolate = Good
Pearls = Good
Gemstones = Good
Spending time with Mom = Good
Cold hard cash = Good
Fine liquor = Good

  1. #1 by ThinGuy on May 7, 2007 - 4:11 pm

    Oh man, now I have to take back the bacon wallet I got her.What’s wrong this the cash and booze?

  2. #2 by skrocki on May 7, 2007 - 4:49 pm

    Thinguy, I’d personally be perfectly fine with cash AND/OR booze as a gift for myself for any occassion, but I wouldn’t think of it for my own mother — she’s a real handful when she’s liquored up. (Side note to my sister, don’t show this comment to you-know-who.)

  3. #3 by Kristen on May 9, 2007 - 1:03 pm

    I’d totally take a cheese bag ANY day. Seriously. (That is a bag made of pure WISCONSIN cheese, right?)

  4. #4 by skrocki on May 9, 2007 - 1:18 pm

    Ooooh….yaaaa? WisCONsin ya say?
    Kristen going through airport security with her new cheese bag:
    TSA: Mam, we’re cracking down on counterfeit bags. Is this REAL Wisconsin cheese?
    Kristen: Oooooh….yaaaa!

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