Some of the items are simply strange suggestions for a holiday gift — like this spray mask, for example. I wouldn’t want one as a Christmas gift, but it sure would have come in handy that day in my childhood when my brother and I were held hostage on the side of our own home by “the kids down the street” pointing cans of Aqua Net hairspray at us. I think my bad @$$ brother, who became a Marine, eventually took a spray in the face just before taking them down with some sweet G.I. Joe moves. I don’t recall being held hostage with hair spray after that day.