One of the down sides to working from your home office is you’re beyond the reach of the facility maintenance team. So when this crawls passed your office door, it’s time to be a brave soldier and deal with it yourself:
I think it’s a funnel web spider. The site says “Male spiders are often more commonly found in homes as they tend to wander during the mating season in search of females.”
Maybe some of Abby’s spooky halloween decorations made him wrongfully think our house was some sort of spider party joint filled with hot spider babes. No female funnel web spiders here, sir (at least I hope not…).