Yes, it needs far more important things, but that’s not the point of this blog entry. Does anyone really need “Immortal Nails”? Sure the prices are obnoxiously low, but that too is beside the point. DiTucci told me there’s a Bostonian nail shop called “Spicy Nails”. If your nails are spicy, it’s time for a good scrubbing.
How about going with the safe naming conventions:
Owner’s name + nails (Example: Snoop Dogg’s Nails)
Business location + nails (Example: Whoville Nails or Main Street Nails)
[This concludes the levity break. Hope it got some endorphins flowing.]